Horoscopes

Which 2018 meme describes you in 2018?
ARIES
Mar 21 – Apr 20
Your year was great but honestly in a weird way. Like, you have to admit that making the neon spaghetti wigs a thing was impressive…but strange. You are the “Weird Flex, But Okay” meme. We didn’t get a lot of the things you did, but way to do them!
TAURUS
Apr 21 – May 21
You’re headstrong and confident and always know what you’re about. You are the “Change My Mind” meme, because you did you in 2018 and didn’t let anyone change that. Just please don’t actually be this guy, k?
GEMINI
May 22 – Jun 22
You had dreams this year, Gemini, and you came together to accomplish them. Way to go! You are “The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History” meme! Keep on working together to shatter box office records and save the universe.
CANCER
Jun 23 – Jul 23
At times, it seemed like this year was going to get you, but you knew better. You’re the “Motor Oil on Pancakes” meme! You saw through the times the metaphorical motor oil was poured on your metaphorical pancakes this year. Knowing this, you can use this info in all of your future schemes. Don’t forget the cardboard to make them seem fluffier!
Ariana Grande
Jun 26
You were the subject of at least three major memes this year! Wow! We’re certainly not going to say “thank u, next” to your BDE. Thanks for teaching us love and patience, and it will be a pain to wait for your next bop to be released.
LEO
Jul 24 – Aug 23
Not only were you a totally badass and accomplished person this year, but you always looked fab doing it. You’re the “Meghan Markle looking at Prince Harry at Their Wedding” meme! You keep dreamily staring at your goals and future, and we’ll keep looking at you like the princess you are.
VIRGO
Aug 24 – Sep 23
Your year was ridiculous, things came out of nowhere and it heavily featured fruit and robots. You’re also extremely talented and adept at picking up random skills. You are the “They Did Surgery on a Grape” meme! Things often didn’t make sense, but at least 2018 gave you a laugh.
LIBRA
Sep 24 – Oct 23
2018 was confusing for you, Libra. But let’s be honest: you’re always pretty gullible, even when you shouldn’t be. The “Confused Pikachu” meme perfectly captures the shock you felt in literally every situation even ones that were pretty obvious. Surprised? Figures.
SCORPIO
Oct 24 – Nov 22
This year, you were exceptionally aloof and mysterious, Scorpio. We all know that’s just your eternal nature, which means you are definitely the “Don’t Say It” meme! For example;
*A Scorpio gets asked anything revealing*
Scorpio brain:
-Don’t say it
-Don’t say it
-Don’t say it
“…”
SAGITTARIUS
Nov 23 – Dec 21
Your idealistic nature meant that you knew what you wanted this year, Sagittarius. You were drawn towards something, pulled towards a light and couldn’t stay away no matter how much you tried. You are the “Moth to the Flame” meme! Keep up the tenacity in 2019, but maybe stay away from candles.
CAPRICORN
Dec 22 – Jan 20
You were so busy being responsible and motivated this year that it sped by so quickly, even you didn’t know what was going on much of the time. In fact, you haven’t realized that it’s almost the end yet. You are the “Is This That?” meme, because for the next few months you are still going to believe that it is 2018. It’s okay; you know that time is an illusion anyway, and soon enough it will be time to start writing 2036.
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 – Feb 19
I could tell you what meme described you this year, Aquarius, but we both know that not only do you already know, but you could say it even more eloquently than I could. Therefore, thou art the “Me, An Intellectual” humorous image that was copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users. Be proud of your knowledge; it’s impressive.
PISCIES
Feb 20 – Mar 20
I could tell you what meme described you this year, Aquarius, but we both know that not only do you already know, but you could say it even more eloquently than I could. Therefore, thou art the “Me, An Intellectual” humorous image that was copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users. Be proud of your knowledge; it’s impressive.