Thanks to the efforts of
Augsburg’s time travel
program, we have
managed to retrieve
some headlines from
the ECHO of the year
2030. Look forward to
reading these articles
down the road!
News:
“President Benson
promises new vision for
Augsburg”
“Leaning Tower of
Mortenson declared
world wonder”
“University to upgrade
to Mega-University”

Sports:
“Overwatch team
loses narrowly to St.
Thomas”
“Inside scoop on new
gladitorial arena”

A&E:
“Furious 27: The Fastest
Fury dominates box
office”
“How is Weird Al still
relevant (and alive)?”
“Bowing reflects on
life’s restlessness”

Opinions:
“Augsburg needs to invest
in second parking
space”
“Time to replace aging
Hagfors Center”
“Why is Augsburg’s tap
water not gluten-free?”

Features:
“I’m a Quadruple-Major,
and you should
be too”
“Quiz: Which roboprofessor
are you?”

This article first appeared in the Friday, November 17, 2017, Edition of The Echo.