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Kelton Holsen, Yes, I Write the Horoscopes According to a report from “SneakyBois,” the top-secret surveillance team of The Echo, whose very existence is classified
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Ryan Moore, Has to ask Student Gov’t for Echo’s budget As the academic year comes to a close for Augsburg Day Student Government (ADSG), and
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Abigail Tetzlaff, Avid Twitter User After many deliberations spanning two years, faculty senate has decided that there are just too many faculty committees at Augsburg.
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Sophie Keefe, Speaks Adequate French A 1,300-mile trek this past summer from France to Scotland wasn’t nearly enough for Augsburg Honors Director Phil Adamo. His
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Carson Hughes, As Himself For many Augsburg students, Dec. 11, 2017 is a day that will live in infamy. The student body received a sudden
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Jackson Gerber, not affiliated with any Gerber Baby products New Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins just signed the biggest contract in NFL history. Most people
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Ben Stark, Cereal Enthusiast Two weeks into the largest pre-workout shortage in history, another major dating app has gone belly-up. Bumble, the dating app where
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Gabriel Benson, lost without Kristian Evans After the likes of the Dalai Lama, Bill Nye the Science Guy and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Augsburg has
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Lauren Tabor, DPS #1 Fan I learned the hard way what happens when you get your car stuck in the snow on Augsburg Seminary property.
Editor’s Note: These are revised horoscopes based on newly developed star charts, updated sign names, and better prediction methods. The guy who sold them to
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