by kelton holsen, lowercase editor

I:

an old lady

bit me in walgreens

i was going to get tested

but i figured

she’s old

if she had the virus she wouldn’t be at walgreens

so it’s probably just rabies

II:

looking for: perfect virtual background

that could pass for my bedroom

in zoom meeting

nobody can be allowed to see how i live

III:

on the bright side

i’ll graduate 

before i have to watch the sesquicentennial musical

and i don’t have to eat any more a’viands food

but now i’m beginning to miss

nabo sushi