Abdimalik Mohamed, certified dude Have you ever thought about head-butting someone? No, seriously, have you? Well, you’re in luck, on Monday, April 1 it was
Elliot Hilden, baldin’ Augsburg Mens Basketball looks to have taken advantage of a golden opportunity with the recent acquisition of rookie Buddy “Air-Bud” Framm just
Klaus Solko, lieutenant The Art majors have declared WAR on the STEM majors. The official declaration was issued early April 1 when the Art majors
Adwin McCants, undercover supervillain On an unsuspecting day this recent March, Marvel Studios released a daring promotional trailer for the highly anticipated new Marvel Cinematic
Abi Hilden, fish’s biological mother In a shocking development, Pres. Donald Trump has cheated on long-time husband Joe Biden with Elon Musk. According to an
Christine Horner, autism creature Augsburg President Paul Pribbenow’s bow tie collection has a reputation of its own. He is never seen on campus without a
Maggie Lile, playing in the dirt In light of the recent success around Augsburg’s Makerspace revival, some students feel that an alternate space is needed
Hi, my name is Alan Irwin, and to put it simply, I am the best. Really there’s nothing like my work on the market. My
Kaia Anderson, pretty girl It’s official: the princess of pop has made her comeback. After swearing she would never return to the music industry, Britney
Percy Bartelt, rootin’ and especially tootin’ Since Augsburg University was first established, we’ve added a multitude of new majors to keep up with the ever-advancing
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