Christine Horner, definitely very neurotypical In an unanticipated turn of events, Satan recently made an appearance at Augsburg’s campus. He and a few hundred of
Elliot Hilden, nepo sibling Dear Augsburg populous, I’m bored. Every day I go to the inbox and every day I am bombarded with the same
D’Artagnan Johnson, just some guy In a heartbreaking event last Monday, March 25, at the Zara Military Academy (Zara, Mars), the United States Marines and
Kevin Grundhoffer, doesn’t even go here The Augsburg football team is set to take on the Alabama Crimson Tide on Sept. 7 in a rare
Tayana Osuna, hater of arts The Echo — Augsburg University’s Student Produced Newspaper — how I loathe thee. I mean they have absolutely nothing going
Echo Froehling Goo goo ga goo, goo ga da, doo da da. Ba ba goo ga, gaba goo, doo ba. Da ba goo, ga da
Percy Bartelt, tayana’s arch nemesis As if our options couldn’t get any worse for the upcoming 2024 election between Trump and Biden yet again, a
Peretheus Bartelthomew, heretic Hark, and lend thine ears to a tale of marvel and woe, for the marvels of technologick doth hold sway over our
Olivia Allery, tea spiller Since the news of Augsburg’s move to a five school model, recent buzzings from Administration and the Board of Regents suggest
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