Kelton Holsen, Yes, I Write the Horoscopes According to a report from “SneakyBois,” the top-secret surveillance team of The Echo, whose very existence is classified
Ryan Moore, Has to ask Student Gov’t for Echo’s budget As the academic year comes to a close for Augsburg Day Student Government (ADSG), and
Abigail Tetzlaff, Avid Twitter User After many deliberations spanning two years, faculty senate has decided that there are just too many faculty committees at Augsburg.
Sophie Keefe, Speaks Adequate French A 1,300-mile trek this past summer from France to Scotland wasn’t nearly enough for Augsburg Honors Director Phil Adamo. His
Carson Hughes, As Himself For many Augsburg students, Dec. 11, 2017 is a day that will live in infamy. The student body received a sudden
Jackson Gerber, not affiliated with any Gerber Baby products New Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins just signed the biggest contract in NFL history. Most people
Ben Stark, Cereal Enthusiast Two weeks into the largest pre-workout shortage in history, another major dating app has gone belly-up. Bumble, the dating app where
Gabriel Benson, lost without Kristian Evans After the likes of the Dalai Lama, Bill Nye the Science Guy and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Augsburg has
Lauren Tabor, DPS #1 Fan I learned the hard way what happens when you get your car stuck in the snow on Augsburg Seminary property.
Editor’s Note: These are revised horoscopes based on newly developed star charts, updated sign names, and better prediction methods. The guy who sold them to