Welcome to our 2022 joke issue! Within these electronic pages you will find our snooze article about Augsburg admin using Venmo as a means to
Sarah Burke, lady longlegs Augsburg University has now opened an official Venmo and CashApp account after taking a serious look at their post pandemic debt.
Abi Hilden, infinity gauntlet wielder In a recent statement made by the Walt Disney World Company, new rules have been instituted in the Disney World
This man has been seen roaming around on campus with monstrous and destructive equipment and is intentionally using his equipment to eradicate the Augsburg landscape.
Percy Jackson, demigod I cannot stress enough how excited I am to be discussing this up and coming local screamo/punk/metal band’s debut! Starting in the
Aiden Lutjen, money printer Inflation, poverty, debt and so much more – all money-related issues in today’s world that we continue to make worse despite
Danny Reinan, funky little guy Transphobia is an epidemic of epic proportions. Trans people are subject to heinous treatment on all fronts – in the
Abi Hilden, infinity gauntlet wielder Dear Abi, So, hypothetically let’s say that I have this friend who needs to get rid of something. And hypothetically
Aiden Lutjen, money printer Everyone knows about the people who want us to hold our planet dear, but what about the people who want to
Kevin Sethre, not Greg After getting blown out by the Dallas Mavericks 128-110 for their third consecutive loss on Tuesday, the Los Angeles Lakers found